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Have a tail that never stops wagging, causing you to break things and smack people wherever you go

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Have foreknowledge of exactly when you're going to die. However, you don't know _how_ it will happen.

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gruntspwn
Tail surgically removed, problem solved. BOOM.

LoenjaSelter
who cares im not smacking myself

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