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Pelicans have an intense, violent hatred of you
 
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Have everyone sing The Unbirthday song from Alice in Wonderland to you every day but be ignored on your real birthday

 
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danielkinane

This would get extremely irritating extremely quickly.

RoguePainter

EVERYONE would sing it to you

JonThompsonsEmail

Yeah, but its over quickly. Basically your sacrificing what 1-2 minutes a day.

Sure its a negative, but a lot better than 99% of the other stuff on this site.

jimstur

Pelicans already hate me...sigh

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