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You build a doomsday device to destroy the world, hold the world ransom, and they defy you. So you activate the device and destroy the world.
 
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You build a doomsday device to destroy the world, hold the world ransom, and they defy you. Since you don't want to destroy the world you are forced to chicken out and admit you were bluffing.

 
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bloomtom  

Their defiance shall doom them all!
webster.man92  

I'm going to assume that means I have an escape rocket or something. and a space station.
bryan.derksen  

It might not be a "boom, new asteroid belt" sort of destroy-the-world device. Maybe it's an "overrun the land with mutant carnivorous dandelions" doomsday, or a "plague that turns people into giant snails" doomsday, the sort that you can wait out in your bunker with a select group of loyal henchmen to repopulate the world afterward.
gruntspwn  

You dare defy me?! Activate the WEATHER DOMINATOR! Destroy the capitalists, imperialists, and all others who would dare test my patience! But not me. I'm outta here. Oh, and China's cool too. And Russia. But everyone else, DEDZ!
hellraezer  

This is pretty much take one for the world and die, or take everyone down with you.
sega_shaman  

Forget THAT! Flip the switch! They'll rue the day they laughed! Except they won't! Because they'll be dead!
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