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Your home city was suffering from an infestation of mice - they're everywhere, getting into every nook and cranny, and no matter how many are killed there always seem to be more.
 
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Your home city was suffering from an infestation of elephants - they're everywhere, getting into every nook and cranny, and no matter how many are killed there always seem to be more.

 
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pippinthecat

How do elephants fit into nooks and crannys?

bryan.derksen

They only get into nooks and crannies that are large enough for them, like garages or spare bedrooms.

danielkinane

Oh god, it's Boatmurdered all over again!

danielkinane

The mice would chew through everything, effectively making the city un-inhabitable.

andemon

There's not much for elephants to eat, so in the end the choice is between mice or a lot of stinky dead elephants. I pick the mice.

JonThompsonsEmail

@SmokinPuss Leaving the city is a valid option. However moving cities has costs in money and opportunity and its harder for some than others: considering family ties and things that you or your family is a part of. If you are in a time of life when moving cities would be easy then this option is much less concerning.

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