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Have tiny octopi on the ends of your fingers that strongly suction onto every surface they touch

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Have tiny flesh eating pig heads on the ends of your fingers

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jonnyt_
If you cut them off they grow back

jonnyt_
If you cut them off they grow back

whargolflorp
they are flesh-eating so would they try to eat you?

hellraezer
like a lesser spiderman :D

JonThompsonsEmail
Yes, but you control your fingers. So they can't pull your hand toward you, but if you leave your hand resting on your chest... bad things happen. :(

joynerhoki
Yeah definitly

joynerhoki
lol the new octodad

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