I'm a little mushroom, short, and stout. But damn, am I ever a fun guy.
From how high is the fridge falling?
How large is the mushroom? Like, is it one of those 1" brown ones, or is it a huge red speckled one?
High enough to leave you in the hospital but not enough to be fatal.
The fridge just tips over on you. Its NOT falling from an apartment building or something.
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