Is this one of those infectious zombies where the moment its teeth penetrate your skin you're doomed? If so, very few options wouldn't beat this.
Does this also mean I get to *live* forever? I assume being alive is a prerequisite for swimming, so that seems to be implied.
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Whenever "Have a zombie gnaw on your face" appears
Whenever "Swim forever in a maple syrup pool" appears