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You have to pick:

Be cursed to change into a donkey any time someone calls you an "ass", only changing back when someone calls you a "human"
 
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Be able to turn into a motorcycle at will, but you have to spend at least half of your time in that form

 
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Lolla.Fafai

Can I talk?

Themisfitjoe

sweet, when you get cancer you turn into a motorcylce go to a mechanic, and get fixed for a couple hundred bucks, instead of thousands on chemo

ben.jamin.6508

Can I drive myself as a motorcycle? Does my "body" rest as a motorcycle (i.e. I sleep as a motorcycle)

bryan.derksen

Let's say "yes" to both of ben.jamin's questions.

bryan.derksen

Nope. You'll probably want to let some friends know how to switch you back ahead of time. :)

cj.smith654

@bryan.derksen so that when a donkey comes up and bites their arm they know to turn you back. Genius. But I fear my girlfriend might have a little too much fun with this.

JonThompsonsEmail

Can I sleep in motorcycle form? If so that makes this a lot more palatable.

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