Hmm... have my friend get hurt or randomly taken by aliens... Odd states either I or my friend will be taken so I think this is easy.
sojikari
Only if I get to rig the 'random lots'. :D
danielkinane
If I get inslaved, I can start a (probably doomed) rebellion. At least it would be an awesome way to go. If I don't get inslaved then hey, 3 billion less assholes to worry about.
eric.kuhta
Is the enslavement a one time thing or would they return?
bryan.derksen
It's a one-time thing.
andemon
I'd rather work as a slave for aliens than for the corporations. I bet they'd take better care of their slaves.