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Gain superpowers allowing you to emit highly visible and flashy heat rays, stun rays, kinetic impact rays, or other similar ray-based effects at will. The downside: the rays all emanate from your crotch.

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Have Irritable Bowel Syndrome

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revegelance
Awesome crotch rays or nasty butt rays? Hmmm?

Prairie.Bandit
Can you control when they are emitted? If so, it would be handy when outside in the cold. Otherwise... no.

errorblankfeild
Do I have a hypno-ray?

rasmus.herbst
Downside? What downside? That's awesome!

danielkinane
Kind of like Destroyman from No More Heroes.

daysofourknives
Well, I already have IBS, so whatever.

JonThompsonsEmail
:( Well, at least no change. Thats better than 2/3 of the options on this site.

Lina.mlr.25
Since it says the words "at will" (which means you control when it happens....) then yes.

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