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You have to pick:

Fight Chuck Norris
 
or
 
Fight Mr. T

 
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jonnyt_

I don't want to fight Mr. T. He loves his mother.

bryan.derksen

As far as I know, in real life Mr. T is an awesome funny great guy, whereas Chuck Norris is a terrible person. So if the fight isn't over anything important I think I might choose Mr. T, then take a dive and hope we get a chance to hang out afterward. If it's over something important... well, if it's truly something important, I might choose Mr. T again in the hopes of being able to convince _him_ to take a dive. I don't think I could beat either of them in a serious fight.

joshglisson

Are you on crack? Chuck Norris is a great guy. Mr. T is a ghettorat

admin

Anything's better than fighting Chuck Norris.

gruntspwn

I'm dead either way, so might as well make it quick. Chuck, bring it on.

danielkinane

Simple way to win the fight against either one, bring a shotgun.

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