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You're being chased by a fat zombie
 
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Swim with hippos

 
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bryan.derksen

On the one hand, perhaps the fact that it's fat will slow it down. On the other hand, perhaps it's only fat because it happens to be really really good at catching the living to feast on their thinkin'-meats?

deborah.louise.hall

People don't realize that hippos are one of the most dangerous animals, and they would kill you.

cali141

Hippos are literally the most dangerous animal on earth. Google it. You would very likely die via mauling or drowning.

wewereonlytryingtodrownher

Luvz zombies

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