On the one hand, perhaps the fact that it's fat will slow it down. On the other hand, perhaps it's only fat because it happens to be really really good at catching the living to feast on their thinkin'-meats?
deborah.louise.hall
People don't realize that hippos are one of the most dangerous animals, and they would kill you.
cali141
Hippos are literally the most dangerous animal on earth. Google it. You would very likely die via mauling or drowning.