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You have to pick:

Be a gigantic beast covered with tentacles
 
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Be cursed to change into a donkey any time someone calls you an "ass", only changing back when someone calls you a "human"

 
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Lolla.Fafai

Can I talk?

JALLAJ666

Is the beast Cthulu?

bryan.derksen

Nope. You'll probably want to let some friends know how to switch you back ahead of time. :)

bryan.derksen

Cthulhu isn't _covered_ with tentacles so I wouldn't think so. Probably just some big generic monstrosity.

cj.smith654

@bryan.derksen so that when a donkey comes up and bites their arm they know to turn you back. Genius. But I fear my girlfriend might have a little too much fun with this.

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