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Every morning you are woken up by someone punching you in the face.

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An unkillable spirit of vengeance keeps striking you repeatedly with an ordinary tablespoon. Each blow is only a minor annoyance, and you can run away from it for brief periods of time, but it will always follow you and will never, ever stop.

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greathouse.kyle
ahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahh ... spoon

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