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You have to pick:

Your body dies but your mind is transferred to a magically-animated teddy bear
 
or
 
Eat a thumbtack

 
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waabHermes

Would this make me immortal? I think this would make me immortal. My choice is going to be based on that assumption.

EggWiemer

magically-animated bear. YES. Thumbtacks are no fun, but magically-animated teddy bears? They are.

JonThompsonsEmail

As immortal as a teddy bear. Teddy bears do wear out and wreck. Especially if they are walking around. Easy to fix, I suppose.

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