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You have to pick:

Be the shortest person on earth
 
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Have a pet velociraptor. It is well-behaved, but only for you.

 
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bryan.derksen

Do I get shorter, or does everyone else who's currently shorter than me get taller?

jonnyt_

I assume you get shorter

RbrtKurtz

Who the fuck wouldn't want a velociraptor that behaves for you?!

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