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Fall into a vat of chicken noodle soup
 
or
 
Fall into a vat of maggots

 
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Haley.Chivers

How long since the maggots have eaten?

bryan.derksen

I suspect it doesn't matter much since maggots usually don't have mouthparts robust enough to bite through undamaged human skin. Not that it makes the choice much easier.

sojikari

CHICKEN NOODLEZ!!! ZOMG! <3 <3 <3

sfran3

Depends on the temperature of the soup...

JonThompsonsEmail

Lets say hot and ready to eat - the temperature you'd expect it to be when you sit down to eat it.

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