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Eat Turducken (ie, A turkey, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken).
 
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Have a pet unicorn. It is well-behaved, but only for you.

 
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the.one.miffy

This sounds like the most awesome thing ever invented.

gruntspwn

Unicorn. I could ride it while firing my Kalishnikov wildly into the air and screaming "WORKERS REVOLUTION!!!"

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