You have to pick:

Keyboards cost like ten bucks these days, at least the crappy ones I use do. And spilling water on one might not even permanently damage it if I unplug it quickly enough. So this is a really benign option in most circumstances.

Yeah. Though it would be worse if it was a laptop keyboard. But still.

Well, I already have IBS, so whatever.

:( Well, at least no change. Thats better than 2/3 of the options on this site.