Sign In
Top 10
Bottom 10
Search
Add Question

You have to pick:

Chug a litre of Pepto Bismol
 
or
 
ATMs will release any sum of money requested to anyone. However, for each dollar you take out one ticket in your name is entered into a draw. At the end of each week a single name is drawn and that person is killed.

 
Comments
shanongreen

I think you would end up throwing up.
How ironic

revegelance

That could be really interesting. Greedy people have a much higher chance at death, and the possibility of death would hopefully keep most sane people in check. Of course, there's a good chance that riots would ensue...

blizzardwhispers

shanongreen: I love you for using "ironic" correctly.

german.kevin

sliders much?

bryan.derksen

One possible workaround: take out billions of dollars, then use a portion of that to hire a mercenary army to protect me from the lottery enforcers.

cyrion

This sounds familiar.....
Hey Quinn, have we been here before?

jordan.devenport21

On the good side, greedy people would probably lead themselves to their own demise.
On the bad side, the value of/trust in the dollar would crash instantly.

pdxtz1915

Except he didn't use it correctly at all.

JonThompsonsEmail

Sure he did. It seems the some people are so obsessed with everyone using ironic wrong that they like to point out that its wrong in all circumstances, right or wrong. Now THAT is ironic. :D

You
Write a comment