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Alien space bats cause your home city to sink into a giant system of previously-unknown caverns far underground that stretch for thousands of miles in every direction. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone into elves who can see in the dark but can't stand bright light.

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Take 30 hits of acid

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TFBest86
the alien option is probably less crazy than what youd imagine happening on 30 hits of acid

danielkinane
You are tearing me apart space bats!

Lucien1920
Watch out for the rainbow striped unicorn in your basement! Oh! And the old man strumming a banjo with a leperchan dancing around him in your bedroom! AND the endless void of lenolium you might fall into if you go into your kitchen! Quick jump for the couch! THE COUCH IS A SAFE ZONE!!!

hellraezer
Are you immune to side effects?

JonThompsonsEmail
@hellraezer: No.

shannnon.neumann
Sounds pretty cool.

cathyfishy
at once?

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