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Have a prehensile tongue that can extend up to a meter out of your mouth
 
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Eat a handful of Licorice Allsorts

 
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AmeratsuBlaze

Be a sex god.

sojikari

It'sa me! Frogio!

BecomeAFan3

how comfortably does the tongue sit in your mouth? Is it obvious when your mouth is shut that you have a giant tongue? What are some women's opinions on this matter: Would it be an attractive characteristic for a man to possess? Would the tongue snap out like a frog? Or roll out like one of those New Years Eve gidgets? I guess, what I mean to ask is how much control over the tongue do you have? Is it like a snake? It better not be like a cat's tongue, because I'm not sure I would be socially acceptable in public. However, it would be nice to drink from bowls.. You know, in case I run out of cups. I need a dishwasher. Or some adderall. I need to think about this a while longer.....

jordan.devenport21

It would be kind of painful to hang from your own tongue.

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