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You're being chased by a fat zombie

 
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bryan.derksen

On the one hand, perhaps the fact that it's fat will slow it down. On the other hand, perhaps it's only fat because it happens to be really really good at catching the living to feast on their thinkin'-meats?

gruntspwn

Fast zombies just so happen to be the easiest to kill.

wewereonlytryingtodrownher

Luvz zombies

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