Much as I'd like to think this would solve world peace, I hear some people enjoy using the can, so I won't be so rude as to take such pleasures out of their life.
napadan1990
This has got to be one of the best options, seeing as most of the ones it ends up with would be cool if everyone could do.
jonnyt_
Except there are a lot of bad options on this site too.
bryan.derksen
It says never *have* to go to the washroom, maybe you can still go if you *want* to.
I have no particular examples, mind you, but I recognize that sometimes there is a need to urinate on something that comes from reasons purely beyond the physical.