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Be able to teleport at will but you can't take anyone else with you
 
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Turn into a penguin every time you have to poop

 
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JonThompsonsEmail

I think the worst is that you turn into a penguin when you HAVE to poop, not just while pooping. That could happen unexpectedly.

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