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You have to pick:

Become a vampire
 
or
 
Chew someone else's gum

 
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jonnyt_

It really depends on who. A friend - sure... some random hobo - NO!

errorblankfeild

Come on jonny... None of your friends are random hobos?
Most of mine are. ^_^

jonnyt_

At least I know my friends don't have some horrible disease. Hmmm. Well, actually...

cali141

Assume being a vampire includes burning to death in sunlight, necessity to drink blood (or your strength and will to live diminish), aversion to onions and the cross, somewhat enhanced strength and speed, immunity to any form of death other than silver bullets and a wooden stake through your heart, and being irresistible to women.

hlhetzel

Depends.
Are we talking Sparkly Twilight Vampires, or Sexy Dracula Vampires?

danielkinane

Sexy Dracula Vampires. The Twilight ones aren't real vampires.

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