What kind of manure? Most manure isn't really that bad- as long as I have warning so I can close my mouth.
This includes smart phones and hand-held devices in general - even though without internet access.
well if you have a cell phone, you could call someone to help you out of the vat
I have a rock for a cellphone anyway.
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Whenever "Fall into a vat of manure" appears
Whenever "Live in a world without cell phones" appears