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You have to pick:

Be named Hitler
 
or
 
Be named Xysdoqhnfheoiszzdk

 
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AntiSmurffette

At least with the long name, you don't need to ever in a million years worry about being confused over if you heard your name or someone was talking about you.

bryan.derksen

It's spelled "Xysdoqhnfheoiszzdk", but it's pronounced "Bryan."

bryan.derksen

Fortunately it's been long enough that I wouldn't have to follow every introduction with "no, not _that_ Hitler." I suspect few people would be seriously offended once they found out I hadn't changed my name to that as part of some neo-Nazi thing.

jonnyt_

You don't always get a chance to explain it though. People will judge you as soon as they see or hear your name - often before they ever even meet you.

revegelance

I don't wanna be called "Xysdoqhnfheoiszzdk" or "Bryan". I'd settle for "Brian", though.

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