It's spelled "Xysdoqhnfheoiszzdk", but it's pronounced "Bryan."
Intentionally or not, Snotface is a clear reference to Bryce Courtenay's awesome book "The Power of One."
I don't wanna be called "Xysdoqhnfheoiszzdk" or "Bryan". I'd settle for "Brian", though.
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