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You have to pick:

Wake up to find 6 dozen weasels gnawing off your face
 
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Wake up in the hospital to find that your face has been gnawed off by weasels. Your wounds are cauterized and the pain is gone, but your face has been completely gnawed off.

 
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jonnyt_  

I choose wake up with the weasels still there. Even though it will be more painful, I want the chance to save my beautiful face. For the good of humanity. ;)
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