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When you die, if you are good (top 50% of people who've ever lived) then the option ranked first on this site happens to you forever. If you are bad (bottom 50%) then the option ranked last happens to you forever.

Find 20 turtles in your refrigerator every time you open it

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joeglover14
Are the turtles dead? becuase that'd be pretty traumatic

SlicedFruit
How big are the turtles?

Dan.ITservice
Are talking Turtles as in Live creatures or the chocolate treats? If the second one, free candy for all.

JonThompsonsEmail
I think it means the live creature

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derksenmobile

As of this writing the top option is "be able to teleport and survive anywhere in the universe", which is pretty awesome of course. But the bottom option is "100 immortal mosquitoes are embedded in your face". That actually seems like a *really* small price to pay for immortality! Worst comes to worst, I'll see if I can find some way to get the nerves in my face deadened so I won't feel the mosquitoes any more.

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