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In exactly ten years a strata of blue whales will appear underground at 100 meters above sea level. These whales completely cover this elevation, but only if they are completely underground. Everyone knows this is coming.

 
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derksenmobile

Hm. Global earthquakes as the ground shifts and settles, and places with ground level near the 100m mark will probably get fissures spewing high-pressure liquefied whale from them. That's kind of nasty. But I wouldn't be surprised if most of the whale goo remains sequestered deep underground in the high-altitude regions and becomes a new sort of "fossil fuel" resource to tap into.

Ten years gives a lot of time to earthquake-proof our infrastructure, though it'll still really suck. Not as bad as most of the other world-affecting whale WYRs.

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