Are the turtles dead? becuase that'd be pretty traumatic
SlicedFruit
How big are the turtles?
Dan.ITservice
Are talking Turtles as in Live creatures or the chocolate treats? If the second one, free candy for all.
JonThompsonsEmail
I think it means the live creature
derksenmobile
As of this writing the top option is "be able to teleport and survive anywhere in the universe", which is pretty awesome of course. But the bottom option is "100 immortal mosquitoes are embedded in your face". That actually seems like a *really* small price to pay for immortality! Worst comes to worst, I'll see if I can find some way to get the nerves in my face deadened so I won't feel the mosquitoes any more.