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Teleport to to the geographical center of Canada

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derksenmobile

According to the Canadian Cartographic Association, this is 62°30'00.0"N 97°00'00.0"W - a desolate and uninhabited region of the Canadian Shield near Yathkyed Lake, Nunavut. The biome maps I've looked up for the region put it in the borderlands between boreal forest and arctic tundra.

As of this writing it is the middle of June, so the temperatures up there are quite nice. In a way that's worse, though. That means you will die *slowly*. Probably beset by vast swarms of black flies and mosquitoes. Nobody knows you're there, your cell phone is definitely out of any conceivable coverage range. Unless you're an expert at Northern bushcraft and happen to be carrying some basic survival tools you have no way to travel or live off the land. Are you even wearing shoes right now? Your bones will probably never be found (except perhaps by the next guy to pick this option).

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