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Be utterly cynical

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pippinthecat  

Less people would like you, but you wouldn't be a bad person in your opinion.
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graysonwynter  

No idea what hedonism is.

People went to the bathroom in their back yards and then collected it in baggies to be thrown away

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Have another arm

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Whenever a person is stuck in traffic for more than 2 minutes they turn into a dog. When the traffic in front of them clears so they can move again they transform back into a human.

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sojikari  

I'm already utterly cynical. And seriously, those douchewads deserve it after they cut me off!

Be Santa Claus

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