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Humans were marsupials

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jonnyt_   Marsupials are gross

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Humans were an egg-laying species

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49% prefer Humans were marsupials

Whenever you babysit someone you become a female kangaroo with the person(s) being babysat becoming joeys. All the effects end once the parents return.

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22% prefer Humans were marsupials

Put your head in a lion's mouth

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59% prefer Humans were marsupials

Never be allowed into any bar ever again

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100% prefer Humans were marsupials

the.email.of.sam.gotter   I"m picking "humans were marsupials" not because I care a big deal about being allowed into a bar but because seeing a mother human carry her children in her pouch actually sounds pretty cool

Have a pig's snout

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89% prefer Humans were marsupials

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