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Be mauled by a bear

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IMFeatherlin

do i die from the mauling?

JonThompsonsEmail

Your chance of surviving is the same as it would be for anyone mauled by a bear. I couldn't find any stats on that, although I did find one of those webquiz calculator thingies: http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/bear-attack

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