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Go bald

Ranked 1272 of 1996

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danielkinane

I'd grow an epic beard to compensate.

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Have a long, luxurious ponytail that's permanently decorated with a big silk bow

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50% prefer Go bald

Wake up covered with fur

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58% prefer Go bald

Your hair grows at a rate of ten centimeters per hour

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38% prefer Go bald

A cyborg from the future is trying to kill you for reasons it won't explain

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66% prefer Go bald

errorblankfeild

We need a 'there don't go together at all'.

Bald or dead...

Become an immortal sorceress with mind-control powers but permanently transform into an enormous black cobra-like serpent with a human face.

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50% prefer Go bald

papageorgioq

I am to vain.....bring on the Cobra body!

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