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Fall into a vat of chicken noodle soup

Ranked 683 of 1996

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sojikari   CHICKEN NOODLEZ!!! ZOMG! <3 <3 <3

sfran3   Depends on the temperature of the soup...

JonThompsonsEmail   Lets say hot and ready to eat - the temperature you'd expect it to be when you sit down to eat it.

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bryan.derksen   Huh. If the soup is fresh, this is basically a non-choice... except I guess the soup is tastier. And it will leave a residue on my clothing. Alright, I guess the clean water is better.

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thesaltydalty   How hot is the soup?

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