Good excuse to buy a really nice touchcreen.

This is so fucked... I guess if I can prepare for the dog/bees, then...

If I have to eat chili that tastes like poop, I want my enemies to share in my misery.

I would rather eat chili than poop. Simple as that.

I would rather eat poop than chili. Simple as that.

They're both pretty gross.

Eating poop, even if it tastes like chili, would be quite bad for you.

Depends whose poop it is, I suppose.

Why does it depend upon from whom the poop came Bryan?

Some folks are more hygienic than others. Though I suppose when it comes right down to it there isn't going to be a whole lot of difference in this case.

I pretend to eat the chili that tastes like poop, while secretly feeding it to my pet dung beetle.

This is the choice you are faced with when the boss brings in his "world famous" chili.