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Become a zombie (while retaining your mind)

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IMFeatherlin

will i continue to decompose, will i crave brains, will i eventually become a skeleton and "die"...GEEZ

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sojikari

Huh. Neither one of these is especially gonna get the ladies. Best pickup lines?

"Does thisssss smell like chloroform to you? Hold still while I eat your brains."

"Hey honey, ever see a guy hung like a bull?"

Become an animated skeleton (while retaining your mind)

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jonnyt_

I think the main advantage the skeleton has is odor. You can probably develop a set of clothing that hides your true appearance. But its going to be hard to cover up that rotting zombie smell.

Also in fantasy, zombies tend to be shambling, whereas skeletons have full mobility. So you would still be able to do the stuff you used to.

sojikari

Nothing a face mask, and a black robe wouldn't fix. Hell, walk around with a scythe, and scare the hell out of people. Totally for the skeleton.

hellraezer

Well, at least you'd have genitals if you were a zombie..

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