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Have a blanket connected to your back for the rest of your life
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Eat a chip buttie
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Always work the night shift
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When you die you go on to a blissful afterlife AS LONG AS the last word you ever said was "sky". If that is not the case then you will instead go on to an afterlife of torment.
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Drink only warm, flat, diet Dr. Pepper as the only beverage for the rest of your life
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Your hair grows at a rate of ten centimeters per hour
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Unexpectedly see yourself on "The Worlds Dumbest People"
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Be dumped into a 10x10x10' cube with a panda for 10 minutes. If the panda touches you or your clothing, you die instantly.
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Shoot milk out of your nose whenever you laugh. This happens regardless of whether or not you have been drinking milk.
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Own a snowmobile