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Each morning your alarm clock squirts gravy on your face
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Never eat cereal again
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A werewolf apocalypse breaks out in your home town. Anyone bitten by a werewolf permanently transforms into one.
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Have car drive over your foot
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Get pinkeye
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A type of magical weapon is invented that transforms anyone caught within its area of effect into docile humanoid sheep. The governments of the world decide this is more humane and economical than regular guns and bombs and use sheep-guns and sheep-bombs in their place.
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Prove aliens exist, but someone else gets credit and is constantly rubbing it in your face
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Never take a good picture
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All your base are belong to us
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It rained cats and dogs