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Options 949 to 959
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Embrace hedonism
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Cheat and win, but your spouse knows the evil truth
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Go skinny dipping with Benito Mussolini
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Share a house with someone with athletes foot
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Never hear another pun again
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Have a long, luxurious ponytail that's permanently decorated with a big silk bow
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Be an adorable little beast covered with silky pink fur.
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The option this is paired with doesn't happen to you: instead it happens to all of your siblings
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Your only way of showing compassion is by saying "I pity the fool"
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Everthing was bacon flavored