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  1. Have leopard spots
  2. Embrace hedonism
  3. Go skinny dipping with Benito Mussolini
  4. Be mistaken for your sister
  5. The option this is paired with doesn't happen to you: instead it happens to all of your siblings
  6. Share a house with someone with athletes foot
  7. Blow your nose, look at the Kleenex, and see what looks like brain tissue
  8. Never hear another pun again
  9. Get pinkeye
  10. Have a long, luxurious ponytail that's permanently decorated with a big silk bow


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