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Every inch of your body was covered with tattoos (of your choice)
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No matter how often you wash your hair it always looks dirty, however, no matter how infrequently you wash it it always feels clean
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Have leopard spots
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Embrace hedonism
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Go skinny dipping with Benito Mussolini
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Be mistaken for your sister
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The option this is paired with doesn't happen to you: instead it happens to all of your siblings
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Share a house with someone with athletes foot
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Blow your nose, look at the Kleenex, and see what looks like brain tissue
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Never hear another pun again