Options By Popularity
Options 940 to 950
-
Your only way of showing compassion is by saying "I pity the fool"
-
Every inch of your body was covered with tattoos (of your choice)
-
Live in a thought provoking dystopian future
-
Have leopard spots
-
Embrace hedonism
-
Go skinny dipping with Benito Mussolini
-
Cheat and win, but your spouse knows the evil truth
-
The option this is paired with doesn't happen to you: instead it happens to all of your siblings
-
Never hear another pun again
-
No matter how often you wash your hair it always looks dirty, however, no matter how infrequently you wash it it always feels clean