Options By Popularity
Options 769 to 779
-
Have a large and colourful tattoo of something cute on your hip
-
All of Macaulay Culkin's roles were played by Charlton Heston
-
Horses poop ice cream. Each breed poops a different flavor. There is no other source of ice cream.
-
Alien space bats scoop up your home city and deposit it on the shallow continental shelf several hundred miles offshore from Florida. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone brought along with it into merfolk.
-
Use Yahoo
-
Every toe you cut off is worth $10,000
-
Drink from the firehose
-
Argue with someone who won't admit you are correct because they are too stubborn to admit they are wrong
-
Everyone starts calling you Abigail with no explanation and look at you funny if you claim that Abigail is not your name
-
Every sentence you speak or write contains a swear word