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Accidentally destroy every garden gnome you see, no matter how much you try to avoid it
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It is officially decided that the word "voila" is spelled and pronounced "walla"
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Your left forearm is replaced by a shotgun. You can fire it at will and it has unlimited ammunition.
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Lose The Game
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Have a movie based on your life that is highly inaccurate
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Become permanently invisible. Anything you wear becomes invisible while you're wearing it.
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Eat a handful of swedish berries
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Be unable to feel guilt
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Call your boss a dirty crab
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Be able to belch the national anthem