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  1. Every time you cry you hear the sound of far-off flatulence
  2. Notice a large bruise on your arm which you have no idea how you got.
  3. Have a huge elaborate wedding
  4. Go to the doctor
  5. The town of Springfield from the Simpsons (and all of its occupants) suddenly becomes a real place in the real world
  6. Be a dancer
  7. There was a special no-pants express lane during rush hour
  8. Hurl a baby (who you knew was going to grow up to be like Hitler) into the ocean
  9. Once per day, when you die, your body disintegrates into silver dust and your spirit walks free. You regain full health and become insubstantial and immune to poison. You feel very tired. After a night's rest, you reform your body. If you die in spectral form, you are dead.
  10. You can redefine the laws of physics in a 20 foot sphere around you, but you must define them in a precise mathematical way that forces you to have a deep understanding of physics in order to produce any meaningful (and not instantly destructive) effect.


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