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Options 1971 to 1981
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Be blind, deaf, and dumb
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Only be able to eat rotten food
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Your eyeballs are replaced with the same volume of salted peanuts
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All the skin on your face falls off
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Murder your closest friend
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Be an extremely ugly goat who smells like urine and excretes outrageous amounts earwax
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From now on all food tastes like vomit to you
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Get in an accident that severely impedes your mental capacity
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Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.
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Have all your close friends die