Options By Popularity
Options 1969 to 1979
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Have mayonnaise instead of skin and you are constantly followed around by a sweaty guy with pimples who is constantly trying to lick you
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A long and excruciating death lasting a year
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Be blind, deaf, and dumb
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Only be able to eat rotten food
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Your eyeballs are replaced with the same volume of salted peanuts
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All the skin on your face falls off
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Murder your closest friend
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Be an extremely ugly goat who smells like urine and excretes outrageous amounts earwax
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From now on all food tastes like vomit to you
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Get in an accident that severely impedes your mental capacity